come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 2992 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Elon’s Crafty World

    Elon’s Crafty World
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

    join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

    plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Farms Harvested: 789
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

    FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

    our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Emeralds Found: 7408
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

    Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

    Minecraft Server: Avalon

    Server Trailer Watch Here
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    Server IP defend.avalon.today

    Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

    Features:

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

    Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

    Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

    So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magic Items Found: 4439 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

    Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

    Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

    Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

    But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

    NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

    BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

    Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1828

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

    BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

    Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SunflowerGrieferz

    SunflowerGrieferz
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Star Gazing Alien Hangout

    Star Gazing Alien Hangout
    So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

    This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

    Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8290

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

    Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

    Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features
    Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
    18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
    10+ challenging dungeons to explore
    Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
    Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
    Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

    Why Herocraft?

    With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

    IP: play.hc.to

    Discord: hc.to/discord

    Linktree: hc.to/socials


    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers? Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
    Can I play on Herocraft with my friends? Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
    Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft? Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
    How can I join Herocraft? You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Enchantments Applied: 124
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Trap Anime Minecraft Server

    Trap Anime Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mines Excavated: 3055
    Alien Abductions: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

    CraftySavings Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

    Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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