HypothalamusHeatstrokeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before!!! imagine this: you are a rat in the hypothalamus, just minding your own business when suddenly BAM! exertional heatstroke hits you like a ton of bricks. but fear not, because on our server, you can undergo heat acclimation and become a super rat with protective powers beyond your wildest dreams.

explore the depths of the hypothalamus, battle fierce enemies like evil neurons and rogue glial cells, and collect rare loot like protein power-ups and heat-resistant armor. with quantitative proteomics at your fingertips, you’ll have all the insights you need to conquer this crazy world and emerge victorious.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and let the madness begin! who knew being a rat in the hypothalamus could be so much fun?!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magic Items Found:	5409	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3308	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	8360	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Crops Grown:	5457

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Animals Bred:	95	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	144	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	123
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	728071
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3873	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	1568	Potions Brewed:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!