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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
Meteorites Collected: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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