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Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Buildings Constructed:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	345608
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mines Excavated:	1813	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crops Grown:	5505
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Holy Grails Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	3682
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5668	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	9326

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	9305
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	215
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mines Excavated:	1357

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Animals Bred:	153
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8114
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2