| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2429 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1402 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 392 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1541 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3145 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 245 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6460 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7457 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6684 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 216 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3499 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 127772 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 125 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7849 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 196 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2212 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 283 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9851 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1729 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4056 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6324 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4934 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6710 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1267 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2517 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9349 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1760 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 631 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9011 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
