ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	222
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Star Shards Collected:	267
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchantments Applied:	243
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	690565
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	7318
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.