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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4641 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!