come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1970 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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