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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4985 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
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