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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4730 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 7648 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 87 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
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