Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.

And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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