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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2615 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
