Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!
