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| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.
join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 275 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Server Name | Minecraft |
|---|---|
| Server Address | 155.94.181.116:25565 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the gameplay like on the server? | In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for. |
| What makes the Vanilla server unique? | The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty. |
| What can players expect to experience on the server? | The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server. |
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 146 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!
Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!
Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!
So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?
So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 245 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.
plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.
so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8234 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
