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Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ores Mined:	8681
Farms Harvested:	500	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	164
Divine Spears Created:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5485
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ores Mined:	2548
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	3785	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2539	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Towns Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	189
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8965
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3669	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Emeralds Found:	7174	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5141	Dragon Eggs Found:	2109
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crops Grown:	6301	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Towns Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Players:	98/200	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12