DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	85	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	116	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TallTunes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NoWifeNoDriveMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	635893
Zombie Dances:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HospitalHaunts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Epic House Doctor Server

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so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	122	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

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Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

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Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyMyths

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

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so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6531	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.