Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
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