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InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DressDilemmaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4130	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2281
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Items Found:	4648
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	569245	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Potions Brewed:	185
Enchantments Applied:	163	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Holy Grails Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2