Crafty McCraftface: Where even the ‘help’ button can’t save you from creepers!

Assistance, Button, Computer, computing, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, desktop environment, Help, Information Technology, IT, knowledge, McCraftface, operating system, os, query, question.., Save, software, software environment, system identification, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, user interface

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	225	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	622654	Star Shards Collected:	246

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old desktop environments and operating systems? Look no further, because on our server, we have a completely unique and wacky desktop environment that will leave you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you’re mining away in the game when suddenly, your screen is taken over by a bunch of dancing penguins wearing top hats and monocles. That’s right, our desktop environment is filled with quirky characters and surprises around every corner.

And don’t even get us started on the operating system. Instead of the usual Windows or Mac setup, we’ve got a system that is run entirely by a team of highly trained hamsters on tiny treadmills. They may be small, but they sure know how to keep things running smoothly (most of the time).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh out loud, come join us for a wild ride you won’t soon forget. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4247
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	8123	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	484
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6038	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mines Excavated:	3259

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	8392
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	3627	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magic Items Found:	2649	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	4779	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9720	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	378407
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2617	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Star Shards Collected:	210
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!