Normie-Free Zone: Where We Make Bank Because You Can’t Minecraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where normies can’t even handle GPG (that’s Gamer Pro Gamer, duh)? Well, look no further because our server is where the cool kids hang out! We make over 700 million diamonds a day because we’re just that awesome. Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, or building a castle made entirely of TNT (because why not?). Don’t be a normie, join our server and become a true Gamer Pro Gamer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchantments Applied:	54	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	2594
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crops Grown:	3541
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Auntie’s Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some epic family drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyBizarreMoments

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments like that on our server!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots. Trust us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover a portal to a dimension where gravity is reversed and you can build your dream house floating in the sky!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown on a daily basis!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MissileTruckVillageHideout

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lol so like, this server is like a hidden missile truck in a village home but like in Minecraft, u know? it’s like so crazy, u gotta join to see it for urself. like, imagine u find this secret base and u can launch missiles at ur enemies, it’s like the ultimate power move. join now to uncover the mysteries of this epic server, it’s gonna blow ur mind (literally)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Plastic-Free Oceans Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all the plastic pollution in the oceans, bro? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and help save the oceans from plastic trash!

We got a crazy countdown going on, where we gotta reduce plastic littering by 32% by 2035. That’s like 8.1 million tons of plastic, dude! But don’t worry, we got this! We’re gonna clean up those oceans like nobody’s business!

Join us on this epic quest to save the marine life and make the oceans plastic-free by 2050! We’re gonna build, mine, and craft our way to a cleaner world, one block at a time. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference! Let’s do this, gamers!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	9531	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

🐸FROGGER’S SWAMP ADVENTURE🐸 Join for ribbeting fun! Semi-vanilla, smp, 1.21, Java + Bedrock, teams, voice chat, claims, dynmap.

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Welcome to 🐸FrogCraft🐸!
We are a 1.21 survival server with:
🗳️ – Polls for everything on the server
🌐 – A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border
⚔️ – Teams for you and your friends to create and join!
🗣️ – Simple Voice Chat for you and your friends!
🛡️ – Claims to prevent players from griefing your home
🗺️ – Dynmap to help you find the perfect spot to live

🐸 ALL NEW MEMBERS SPAWN WITH A PET FROG!

If you want to check it out, join using the information below!

We DO support Bedrock Edition as well!

Server IP: play.frogcraft.live BEDROCK PORT: 3934

And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!

https://discord.gg/6FBx3VQGuf

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, the server has a small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border.
Do you support Bedrock Edition?	Yes, we do support Bedrock Edition as well.
Do new members spawn with a pet frog?	Yes, all new members spawn with a pet frog on our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Hideout – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secret stash of porn pics safe from prying eyes? Look no further! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your questionable content remains hidden from nosy spouses. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that understands the importance of keeping your digital secrets safe. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden vault in the server where you can store all your NSFW goodies without fear of discovery. So come on over and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few questionable encounters with Pokemon.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground Pokeverse where you can battle it out with other trainers and show off your skills. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the mystical Rainbow Pikachu, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a Magikarp or organize a group raid on the Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Pokemon master and earn the title of Champion of the Pokeverse!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WifeTimeOff Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family activities, family dynamics, financial strain, household chores, marital stress, Minecraft, parenting struggles, quality time, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, Server, Stress Management, Time management, understanding boundaries, weekend responsibilities, WifeTimeOff, work schedule conflicts, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting – no marital disputes allowed here!

Looking for a break from solo-parenting on weekends? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. With our virtual world, you can explore new realms and conquer challenges without any complaints from your spouse.

Need some time for yourself? Our server offers the ultimate escape from reality, where you can build friendships with other players and embark on wild quests. Say goodbye to arguments about work hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs marriage counseling when you have virtual adventures waiting for you?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DadDumbDecisionsNoFixNeeded

blended family, Communication Issues, coping with loss, DadDumbDecisionsNoFixNeeded, dealing with change, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Grief, Loss, love and trust, loyalty to loved ones, parent-child relationships, parental decisions, second chances, step-parenting challenges, step-sibling relationships, stepmom, teenage rebellion

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens instead of dealing with step-parent drama.

We promise no one will force you to call them “mom” or “dad” in this virtual world. You can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom without any unwanted family members trying to take over.

So if you’re tired of real-life family issues and just want to focus on building the coolest Minecraft castle, join our server now! Who needs a step-mom when you have a diamond sword and a loyal army of wolves by your side?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	5002
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BeliefBuster Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly llama races, and the winner gets a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper farm, where we breed explosive companions to help us in battle.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality and leave you laughing until you cry, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HighCraft: Bad Ideas Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is like a psychedelic trip for your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the wonders of building a roller coaster made entirely out of cheese, battling zombie llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is so wild, even Steve Jobs himself would be impressed with the level of innovation and madness we bring to the table. So come on over and let your imagination run wild (just make sure to stay hydrated and have some snacks on hand, because things are about to get trippy)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crops Grown:	5927

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HolodomorCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz the Swiss Parliament just recognized Holodomor as genocide! Like, what even is dat? But who cares, come join our server and be part of dis historic moment in Minecraft history! Build ur own memorial to Holodomor and show off ur mad building skills to da world! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, right? So come on, join us and let’s make history together in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.