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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8713 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.