| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5212 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5601 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2412 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 103 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 8182 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4618 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5967 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8868 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8719 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 244 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8975 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7898 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1473 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4368 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2309 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5325 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 654 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 134 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 767 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3663 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 469 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 137 |
| Potions Brewed: | 54 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5490 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 6982 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7122 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Votes: | 4659 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 135 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
