HermitTech Survial SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3300	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Void Gems Collected:	15
Star Shards Collected:	210	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9997	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	968
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ores Mined:	3438
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Runes Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Items Found:	4423	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	110	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1536
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	812
Buildings Constructed:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7