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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3615 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure within, Zendaya herself will appear and challenge you to a build battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when defeated. And if you collect enough enchanted bacon, you can summon a magical unicorn to ride around the server in style.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the wild adventures begin! Just remember, no homo when it comes to banging Zendaya in the bunghole.