| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5308 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6773 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9456 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7620 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3672 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3266 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4344 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 969 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5491 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1693 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6672 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5482 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 929 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6281 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 725 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3056 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4082 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3976 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6031 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6071 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8884 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 966 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 185 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 166 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7520 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
