| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7077 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 425751 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6552 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1561 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 892815 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1742 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 191 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2439 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8077 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8722 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6431 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8145 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4451 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1862 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 119 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8052 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1028 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 677 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7365 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7205 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4454 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Votes: | 9536 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2024 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1677 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4508 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7049 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4756 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
