Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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