Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8835 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4602 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1056 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).
