| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6544 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Don’t hesitate to join our discord for any questions!
mc.astolfo.cafe
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1239 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Nova Anarchy
A small team of friends that have worked together making this server possible and has already completed an obbi roof, 2 nether hwys to wb as well as many spawn projects. we have a small regular player base and a good community that were hoping to grow. come join us.
SOMETIME THIS WEEK- We will run a one day dupe as our Christmas gift to the community! Grind your gear now to get it ready and Date and Time and which dupe is TBA
| Rules |
|---|
| Hacking is allowed |
| Griefing is allowed |
| Base building |
| Pvp |
| No resets ever |
| Chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want |
| You won’t get banned |
| Already 200 GB even though server is young |
| Obbi roof and 2 n hwys already reaching wb |
Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy
Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 299 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 5596 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 250 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 820 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 842 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7755 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 291749 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5751 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 305 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4607 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3391 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Votes: | 4165 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2046 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2477 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 268 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8874 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6515 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9460 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 715305 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8165 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 515 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3545 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4423 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
