CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

Chinese, CraftyCreeperz, Evil, Fags, freedom, hate, INTERESTING, lols, look, Meet, MODERN, Newsom, notorious, pattern, patterns, political figures, politicians, Rarity, right wing, Schwarzenegger, White

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7861	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8458	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6338	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2425
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Falling into the Void:	0

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	7580
Magic Items Found:	7176	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Votes:	4397
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!