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Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	594
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9185
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	5306
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4691
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4435	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Towns Built:	2	Votes:	1866
Farms Harvested:	593	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ores Mined:	1737
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Votes:	1335
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	214
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Votes:	1686	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
New Chunks Explored:	103689	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	7
Crops Grown:	6061	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8