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ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1730
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Towns Built:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	742904	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	106	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	975229	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Votes:	7946	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4660	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchantments Applied:	203
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	3644

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2853
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.

SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH

Canada weather, christmas gift, cold climate, cold weather, expensive gloves, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, frostbite prevention, gloves, high quality gloves, lost items, outdoor work, replacement gloves, sibling disputes, sibling theft, SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH, sister issues, ski gear, theft accusations, winter accessories

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Farms Harvested:	980	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the cold Canadian weather and avoid any glove-stealing siblings! Join us for some frosty fun and build your own virtual winter wonderland.

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about your expensive gear going missing? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can keep your virtual gloves safe from any sneaky siblings.

Embark on epic quests to find the missing gloves, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even confront your sister in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pair of magical gloves that never go missing!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only frostbite you’ll get is from staying up too late playing Minecraft. And remember, always keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know who might try to steal them!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1