CrInGeCrAfT: Where cringe meets crafting!

awkward, Crafting, cringe, cringe alert, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest 2021, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, meets, She’s cringe, social awkwardness, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ores Mined:	3855
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ULTIMATE Minecraft champion. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was LEGENDARY!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest MYTHICAL creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Celestial Craft

Adventure, Creative, crossplay, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Emeralds Found:	9788
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Celestial Craft is a celestial-themed Minecraft 1.21+ Java server with Survival and Creative servers. Current features include NPCs, PvP, PvE, voting rewards, and custom items, with lots more to come. Join today and come be part of the fun! Be sure to check out Celestial Craft’s Discord for updates, rules, polls, support, and more!

IP: play.celestialcraft.org Website: https://celestialcraft.org/ Discord: https://discord.gg/celestialcraft

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Moxiecraft

Adult, avoid grief, barter shops, BUILD, Casual, Community, craftbook convenience, Discord, Dungeons, Events, group, like-minded players, lock chests, Map, Minigames, MoxieCraft, Plugins, smp, Survival, TOWN, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	294
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	3976
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Moxiecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Website	moxiecraft.org
Focus	Vanilla minecraft experience with added quality of life features
Features	– Hosts events such as minigames and dungeons– Plugins for enhanced gameplay including chest locking, grief protection, barter shops, and craftbook convenience
Target Audience	Adult casual players who enjoy building towns in survival mode with a cooperative community
Community	Wiki, map, and discord server available for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Moxiecraft server?

A: Visit moxiecraft.org to find instructions on joining the server.

Q: Is the Moxiecraft server constantly updated with new Minecraft releases?

A: The server aims to keep up with Mojang releases within reason to provide the best gameplay experience for players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on Moxiecraft?

A: Events include minigames, dungeons, and various in-game activities to engage the community.

Q: Can I build towns with other players on the server?

A: Yes, Moxiecraft encourages cooperative gameplay and building towns with like-minded players.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: The server administrators have established rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s website or discord for more information.

Eternal Horizon 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing season, disheartening, Disliked, Disliked season, displeasing, ETERNAL, frustrating, Frustrating season, HORIZON, lackluster, Lackluster season, letdown, not good, Season sucks, SUCKS, this season, tv show, unimpressive, Unimpressive season, uninteresting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	291	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, if you’re tired of this season sucking, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that sucks is the vacuum cleaner in your mom’s basement!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and let’s make this season suck-free!

TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server

aita, Architecture, baggage, controversial, disgraceful, Disgusting, Falling Man, family, Father, father daughter, Grief, inappropriate, memorial, Minecraft, mom, overreacted, poor taste, Sept. 11, Server, tattoo, TattooDadsDisgrace, Twin Towers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my dad’s tattoo choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own twin towers, or even recreate the Falling Man photo in pixel form.

We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.

Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

ParentalGriefCraft

AITAH, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, guest etiquette, handwritten note, having a friend over, house rules, local vet, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, parental approval, ParentalGriefCraft, parents’ house, ring doorbell, silent treatment, vet school, weekend visit

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Farms Harvested:	221	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	135

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your parents’ reaction to a harmless visit? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning everything.

Experience the thrill of being accused of “lying by omission” just like poor E, who did nothing wrong but still faced the wrath of the parents. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a chance to pack up and leave in a hurry, just like our protagonist and her girlfriend. Will you be able to smooth things over with the virtual parents, or will you be left wondering what you did wrong?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the silent treatment from virtual parents who usually send sweet texts. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

WishCraft SMP – 5 Secs Wish

5 SECONDS, chance encounter, dream come true, fleeting moment, fleeting wish, instant gratification, Magical Moment, on the spot, quick decision, quick wish, realistic wish, secs, smp, spontaneous wish, spur of the moment, stranger, unexpected opportunity, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, WishCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if a random stranger came up to you and was like “yo, make a wish in 5 seconds or else!” you’d totally wish to be on this server, trust me.

So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Akash Bobba, collaboration, Crafty, DiSRuPtiON, Edward Coristine, elon musk, Elon Musk’s team, engineering team, Engineers, Ethan Shaotran, finance, financial sector, Future, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Government, innovation, leadership, Luke Farritor, Musketeers, TAKEOVER, tech industry, Technology, Treasury, Treasury Department

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!

LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, American products, Canadian economy, Canadian provinces, consumer choices, Cross-border commerce, economic impact, government decisions, import restrictions, JOINING, liquor stores, LiquorCraft, Minecraft, Newfoundland, NLC, ontario, Provincial merger, Provincial politics, Pulling, retail industry, Server, trade agreements

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

CraftySAFundingCut

budget allocation, CraftySAFundingCut, Cut off, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic impact, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Future, global affairs, government decision, international aid, international relations, political decision making, Politics, sanctions, south africa, US

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Naruto ul

Battles, Clans, combat techniques, Dungeons, era, Events, Forge, Jutsus, legend, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Naruto world, ninja, PvE, PvP, raffles, Raiding, Roleplay, Secrets, Support, Territories, Updates, Villages

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

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CaveMC

Biomes, blocks, Brutal, CaveMC, Cheats, Clans, Competition, Competitions, Dimensions, Dungeons, Events, exploits, Hacks, media coverage, Resources, scarcity, semi anarchy, Survival, Underground, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Items Found:	1445	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only World

CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire world is underground. With custom terrain, no surface, and access to all dimensions, survival is brutal, and only the toughest will thrive. Resources are scarce, and every decision matters—only the most resourceful players will endure.

What Makes CaveMC Unique?
A True Cave World – No surface, only the depths below.

Custom Vanilla Dungeons – Unique, hand-crafted dungeons filled with rewards and danger.
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay – Classic survival with a fresh, unforgiving twist.
Every single biome from Vanilla Minecraft exists underground, and all blocks are obtainable – The possibilities are endless!
Clans & Competitions – Team up with other players, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance!
Media Coverage – In-game server developments will be recorded and posted to the official Cave MC media accounts.

Only Rule: No Cheats

Play fair—hacks, exploits, or cheats are not allowed. Keep the competition real.

🔗 Join Discord Here!

Server IP: cavemc.net

Blue Ray Queen’s Hive 1.21.2

1.21.2, Blu-ray, Blu-Ray release, Blue, Cinema, classic, collector’s item, Entertainment, film, film buff, High Definition, hive, limited edition, Movie, movie collection, movie night, must have, Queen Bee, QUEENS, rare, RAY, release date, remastered, Special Edition, vintage

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered when Queen Bee is gonna drop on Blu-Ray? Well, forget about that nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks, villagers that trade diamonds for dirt, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally)!

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with players battling it out for the chance to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So ditch the Blu-Ray and come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC Server

401ks, Adult, advice, aita, Communication, Confrontation, control, crash, creating boundaries, family, family dynamics, grandkids, grown adult, high pitch, independent, ParentalBoundariesMC, parents, relationships, screaming, Server, sibling’s SO, stock market

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of controlling parents and sibling’s nosy significant others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no family drama allowed.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.

Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!

Momma’s Dress Shop: No Ex-Wife Approval Needed

Approval, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Daughters, dress, dress code, ex wife, exwife, family dynamics, Fatherhood, formal dresses, Guilt, judgment, liberal, modesty, mommas, mother-in-law, Needed, parenting, Parenting styles, Religious, Shop, southern upbringing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics that make the Real Housewives look tame.

Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!

MapleCraft: Blockin’ Red State Goods

Blockin, Boycott, consumer power, economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, export industries, global commerce, global solidarity, Goods, international relations, international trade, MapleCraft, political activism, Political protest, red, red state economy, red state exports, solidarity with Canada, State, support Canada, trade boycott, trade partnerships, trade relations, trade restrictions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Emeralds Found:	5600	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden portal to the magical land of Nyan Cat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out – join now and let the madness begin!