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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2256 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5530 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
