| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1189 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7409 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3022 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2591 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9967 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4654 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6104 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1042 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 9773 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8354 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5146 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6656 |
| Crops Grown: | 4354 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 661 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8282 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 234 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4269 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3802 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6330 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2325 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 179 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3226 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1295 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
