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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3371 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 67 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!