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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1727 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.
Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.
So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
