| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4425 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2531 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2306 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 76 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8989 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 45 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3504 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Votes: | 7798 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 2428 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6883 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 212 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3493 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 2998 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2379 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 158 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2342 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 150 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5258 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4013 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6345 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 200 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3658 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Enchantments Applied: | 149 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3642 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4096 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9787 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7235 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8482 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6777 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3761 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Votes: | 3415 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 408 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1714 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9578 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
