Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 181621 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8930 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”
