EpikLava | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

1.21.3, 48, awkward, bimmer, Campfire, Colossus, Cowboy, domo23, IFHY, jamba, lone, parking lot, partyisntover, Pigs, Rusty, Slater, tamale, Tracklist, trashwang, treehome95, Tyler, tyler the creator, Wolf

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8117
Secret Passages Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8169	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Animals Bred:	97	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Towns Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	8895
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magic Items Found:	4621
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	866
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4759
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2686	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Farms Harvested:	974
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	188
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dimension Hops:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	3575
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Players:	109/800	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	8059
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1