FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 2117 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).
So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.
So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!
📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.
🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.
👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!
🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time we all built giant statues of our favorite snacks and had a massive food fight? Oh, and let’s not forget the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a clucking contest.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is powered by the mystical energy of the AMD Ryzen 7, making it the fastest and most powerful server in all of Minecraft land. You’ll never experience lag or slow loading times again!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within our world. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual BBQ with all your new best friends.
And if you’re from Sydney, well, you’re in for a real treat. Our server has a secret portal that leads straight to the Sydney Opera House. Yep, you heard that right. You can mine for diamonds by day and catch a show at the Opera House by night.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2184 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come out of nowhere and start busting out their best moves. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Steve, replaced all the pigs with flying llamas? Oh, the chaos!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of clucking soldiers ready to take over the world. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?
So come on down to our crazy SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s getting dark, too dark to see…but who needs light when you have a flaming pig as your trusty steed?
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8679 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
