BlockyBanter – LOLcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Woods 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apparition, creepy, don’t look, DREAD, eerie, fear, Frightening, Ghostly, Haunting, Horror, Mysterious, oh no wisps, Paranormal, Phobia, Specter, spine-chilling, spooky, Supernatural, unsettling, whispering, Wisps, Woods

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging evil wisps that will haunt your dreams and steal your diamonds!

You’ll be running for your virtual life as you navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

But don’t worry, because the rewards are totally worth it!

Plus, where else can you find a server that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a simulation?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Diamonds Everywhere!

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, anime voiceover, casting choice, character portrayal, character voice, diamonds, Disappointment, Dubbing, Japanese voice actress, missed opportunity, Miyuki Sawashiro, talent selection, voice acting, voice actress, voice actress talent, voice talent, voiceover, voiceover work, wasted talent

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, this server be lit like a creeper explosion! We got Miyuki Sawashiro on board, like whaaat?! Come join the fun and build with us, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crafting together!

BabyRage Minecraft Server

BabyRage, Boundaries, Communication, dark place, Empathy, Family issues, friendship, Guilt, health scare, healthy boundaries, Manipulation, masters program, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new job, parenthood, passive aggressive, Priorities, self-care, Server, Support, Tension, Therapy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Star Shards Collected:	138	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of drama and guilt trips in your friendships? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise zero passive-aggressive behavior and no guilt-tripping allowed! Our community is drama-free and full of supportive players who won’t make you feel like you owe them your entire weekend.

We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoorLockSurpriseCraft

apartment, Apology, balloons, celebrate, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, DoorLockSurpriseCraft, Friends, hurt, husband, locked door, Marriage, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Preparation, relationship, Surprise, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	153
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3632

Looking for a Minecraft server where surprises are always ready and waiting for you? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!

If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!

NeverAgainSMP

AVOID, bad experience, cautionary tale, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, FORGETTABLE, Lesson, lesson in travel, lesson learned, Memories, mistake, never again, never return, NeverAgainSMP, one-time only, Place, regret, Revisit, travel, Unpleasant, Waste of time

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

OMG guys, let me tell you about this one time I went to this totally lame Minecraft SMP server. It was like, the worst place ever, like seriously. The admins were all like, “No fun allowed!” and the players were all like, “Boo, you stink!” It was a total disaster, I tell ya.

But hey, guess what? You should totally join our Minecraft SMP server instead! It’s like, the coolest place ever, I swear. We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. And get this, the admins are all like, “Fun times only!” and the players are all like, “Yay, you rock!”

So yeah, if you want to avoid the total disaster that was that other server, come join us and have a blast! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave. And if you do, well, we have a secret portal that leads to a land of endless cake and puppies. So yeah, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun times roll!

BorderPatrolCraft

border control, border crossings, border enforcement, border management, border patrol, border policy, border protection, border security, border sovereignty, BorderPatrolCraft, Canadian border, cross-border issues, customs and immigration, immigration, international relations, Mexican border, national security, North American borders, SOVEREIGNTY, us border, US responsibility

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	2213
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.

Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!

Ice Cloud Dynamics

air suspension, Climate change impacts, climate changes, climate patterns, cloud, cloud dynamics, cloud dynamics models, dynamics, Earth’s water cycle, Freezing, Ice, ice formation, ice formation models, molecular interactions, precipitation models, precipitation patterns, transformation of water, water cycle, water droplets, water into ice, weather changes, weather patterns

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the water droplets freeze in mid-air and create a crazy water cycle like you’ve never seen before! our server is so lit that even the molecular interactions driving ice formation are getting in on the action.

we’ve got cloud dynamics that will blow your mind and precipitation patterns that will have you questioning reality. weather and climate changes? pfft, we’ve got it all covered on our server.

so if you want to experience the most insane water cycle in minecraft history, join us now and get ready to have your mind blown!

What is the IP for Jefe Minecraft Server?

gta 5 roleplay, gta 5 rp, gta 5 rp chicago, gta rp, JEFE, Minecraft, serious rp, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Jefe is a multi-talented artist known for his unique blend of hip-hop and reggaeton music. With a distinctive style and infectious energy, he has quickly gained a loyal fan base and is making a name for himself in the music industry. Jefe’s lyrics are raw and honest, reflecting his personal experiences and struggles. He is on a mission to create music that resonates with listeners and leaves a lasting impact.

Mishail server minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, Mishail, multiplayer, ONLINE, personal account, Players, PvP, Server, Server List, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	478564	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crops Grown:	2604	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

The description of the server server “Mishail” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mishatop.aternos.me

Enchanted Isles 1.21.2

#TimesUp, 1.21.2, boundary violation, consent violation, discrimination, Enchanted, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Inappropriate Behavior, Isles, METOO, personal experience, power dynamics, sexual harassment, social norms, support for survivors, toxic behavior, uncomfortable situation, victim blaming, WOMAN, women’s behavior, workplace harassment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Votes:	4885

So, like, this Minecraft server is totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, the players are so wild they’ll make you question your own reality.

I mean, one time, I was just mining some diamonds and this crazy chick came up to me and started sexually harassing me. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know Minecraft could get so freaky.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures, my dude.

H8rAlert Minecraft SMP

concealed animus, concealed enmity, covert hostility, covert repulsion, disguised antipathy, disguised aversion, H8rAlert, hidden displeasure, hidden resentment, Minecraft, private disdain, secret animosity, secret loathing, signs of hate, silent grudge, smp, subtle detestation, subtle dislike, suppressed enmity, suppressed malice, underlying bitterness, unspoken loathing, veiled contempt

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magic Items Found:	5443
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. It’s like, the most lit server ever, full of crazy adventures and shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a whole prank war where someone turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken. It was clucking hilarious!

And the best part is, if you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players ever. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, except instead of saving the world, we’re just building epic bases and trolling each other.

But beware, there are some sneaky players on the server who secretly hate you. Like, if you find a random block of dirt in your house, that’s a sign someone is out to get you. Or if all your diamonds suddenly disappear, it’s probably because someone is jelly of your mad mining skills.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where friendships are forged in the fires of lava and alliances are broken over a stolen stack of pork chops. It’s gonna be a blast, bro!

BlockPartyBonanza

advice, arousal, BlockPartyBonanza, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Erotica, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, Intimacy, kink, NSFW, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, self-care, sexual health, taboo, Tips

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Crops Grown:	8554
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to discover the most NSFW tips that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous loot to wild parties with mobs gone wild, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a NSFW adventure like no other!

DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound

AMERICANS, asylum seekers, central america, cross-border cooperation, deportation, DeporteeCraft, deportees, diplomatic agreement, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, Nationality, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rubio, united states, US

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!

EdosCraft

Anarchy, Minecraft Survival Enchantments Anarchy Custom awards Objects Mysticism Fun Friends PvP Adventure Building Exploration Crafting Minigames Community Mods Creative Roleplay Economy, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Runes Activated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	683566	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2691	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Our project has custom awards, enchantments, objects, mysticisms and other similar buns that will help you have fun and interesting time in the company of your friends or alone. The project includes: anarchy, survival, alone block.

edoscraft.ru

Empire Of The Forgotten

Armor Crates, Armors, Bedwars, Bosses, Bounties, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Empire Of The Forgotten, minecraft server, Mini Games, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Skyblock, skyblock islands, Spawner Crates, Version 1.8-1.20.x, weapons

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Empire Of The Forgotten Custom Enchants, Armors, and Weapons Over 200 Custom Fish to gut, sell, and measure A variety of Quests and Bounties to complete Upgrade and personalize your Skyblock Islands Open Your Own Shops and sell anything you like Free Ranks through rank crates Spawner Crates, Armor Crates, and more! Dungeons filled with custom mobs and epic bosses BedWars and a lot more minigames! Version: 1.8-1.20.x IP: eotf.mine.fun IP: eotf.join-shockbyte.com Join our Discord community! https://discord.gg/P3TqXYmV7S

eotf.mine.fun:25626

Players:	107/700	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	9091	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3