Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CollabCraft Empire 1.21.3

1.21.3, CollabCraft, collaboration, collaboration clarification, collaboration confusion, collaboration decision, collaboration discussion, collaboration explanation, collaboration idea, collaboration inquiry, collaboration interest, collaboration opportunity, collaboration potential, collaboration proposal, collaboration question, collaboration reason, collaboration request, collaboration suggestion, Empire, missed opportunity, Partnership, working together

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Magic Items Found:	2048
Void Armor Forged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	13

Lol, bro, u gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

They got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on speed.

Plus, the admins are so chill, they’ll give you enchanted gear just for saying “please” in the chat.

So, like, why no collab? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s build the most epic castle this side of the Nether!

DadGFsKids Minecraft Server

blended families, challenging family dynamics, DadGFsKids, dealing with difficult stepmother, family conflict, family disapproval, family dynamics, Family Values, generational divide, grandparent disapproval, intergenerational conflict, loyalty to parents, Minecraft, navigating family relationships, parental dating, parental relationships, prioritizing family, resentment towards stepmother, Server, setting boundaries, sibling solidarity, stepfamily issues, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your dad’s shady live-in girlfriend and her demon spawn? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own fortress to keep out unwanted family members, like Liz and her little minions. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots, not some money-grubbing girlfriend.

Don’t let your dad guilt trip you into spending time with his toxic girlfriend and her bratty kids. Instead, dive into our server where you can make new friends who actually respect boundaries and don’t push toddlers aside like rag dolls.

So if you’re ready to escape the family drama and build your own paradise, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a virtual world to conquer?

MomCraftWeddingBonanza

difficult relationships, divisive posts, family approval, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, mom’s wedding, MomCraftWeddingBonanza, negative behavior, wedding attendance, wedding concerns, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding support

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Buildings Constructed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7237	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will make you forget all about your mom’s questionable fiance.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have players who make the worst restaurant critics look like amateurs. Watch as they throw food at virtual waiters and declare everything “trash” just because it’s not up to their standards. It’s like dining out with your mom’s fiance, but in pixelated form!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are experts at starting online wars over the most ridiculous things. From declaring anyone who likes a certain block as “not a real Minecrafter” to wishing death upon creepers, you’ll never run out of drama on our server.

And if you’re worried about family dynamics, don’t be! We have players who will show you how to deal with tough and divisive people, just like your mom’s fiance. Learn valuable life lessons on how to navigate relationships with difficult individuals while building your dream pixelated world.

So come join us on our server and experience a virtual world crazier than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft?

CraftyContraband

activities, activities that feel wrong, Behavior, Boundaries, controversial, CraftyContraband, Ethics, gray area, illegal, Legal, moral, moral dilemmas, Questionable, regulations, rules, social expectations, societal norms, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of living life on the straight and narrow? Looking for some thrills without breaking the law? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where everything feels incredibly illegal, but it’s all totally legit!

Explore our virtual world where mining diamonds feels like you’re pulling off a heist, building epic structures feels like you’re defying gravity, and battling mobs feels like you’re taking down a criminal empire.

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush without any of the consequences. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the legal high you never knew you needed!

TikTokHonorSlayerNYC

.14, Community, crime, domestic violence, family, Father, girl, Honor Killing, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, new york, SLAYS, social media, teenager, tiktok, TikTokHonorSlayerNYC, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world like this wild story of a dad who went cray cray and did an ‘honor killing’ on his daughter for using tiktok. like wtf man, that’s some next level insanity. but hey, on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. so join now for a killer time (but not in a creepy dad way, obvi).

MapleCraft GutBiome Restore

Canadian, diet, gut biome, GutBiome, human study, MapleCraft, new study, research, restoration, Restore

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	314	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	104
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy cool thing where we like, restore your gut biome with like, virtual food or something. it’s like, totally legit, bro.

like, the other day, this player was like, totally transformed after eating a virtual salad on the server. they went from being a total noob to a pro in like, 0.2 seconds. it was like, magic, man.

so, like, if you wanna level up your Minecraft skills and have a totally rad time, you gotta join this server. plus, we have like, virtual smoothies that give you superpowers or something. it’s like, so wild, man.

join now and become a Minecraft master in no time. trust me, it’s gonna be like, totally epic, dude.

Boyfriend’s Kingdom 1.21.1

1.21.1, boyfriends, crime, dark thoughts, DATING, emotional distress, Ethics, evil world, had a boyfriend, Kingdom, mental health, middle class, morality, murder children, privileged, psychological impact, relationships, social status, societal expectations, societal issues, traumatic experiences, violence, white female

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9242
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1441	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, yo, yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like, totally lit, like a fireball in the sky! Join us if you wanna escape the madness of the real world, like this chick who had a boyfriend but decided to go all cray-cray and talk about murdering children. Like, what even is reality anymore?

But hey, on our server, you can unleash all your wildest fantasies without actually harming anyone! Build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual pals. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

FriendDrop Minecraft Server

afterthought, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, compliments, dropping friends, ex best friend, feeling neglected, FriendDrop, Friendship Dynamics, getting drunk, hanging out with men, hooking up, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, insensitive behavior, male centered, Minecraft, Server, skinny, third wheel, toxic relationships, treating poorly, work relationships

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of dealing with toxic friendships and drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being treated like a third wheel or being belittled by so-called friends. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and surround yourself with supportive and friendly players.

Forget about getting mad at for little things or having your feelings hurt by mean-spirited comments. On our server, compliments are plentiful and everyone is encouraged to spread kindness and positivity.

And if you’re tired of dealing with male-centered drama and shallow friendships, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about having fun, building epic structures, and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic friendships and hello to a world of adventure and laughter! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual bar serves the best virtual drinks in town!

FamCraft VacayDelay LOL

being considerate, canceled plans, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, dealing with change, Disappointment, Empathy, FamCraft, family, family emergencies, flexibility, last minute changes, lol, Miscommunication., Priorities, relationships, Support, Understanding, unexpected situations, vacation delay, VacayDelay

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any last-minute vacation postponements or annoying friends ruining your plans.

Join us and leave behind the chaos of cancellations, distant friends, and passive-aggressive picnics. Our server is a place where you can truly relax and enjoy the simple pleasure of creating your own virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of real life. Build your own paradise and escape from all the craziness that comes with it. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Degree Diploma

art, Calligraphy, career, Certification, Craft, Crafty, creativity, Decorative, Degree, design, Diploma, education, fine arts, Graduation, handwriting, penmanship, PROFESSIONAL, skill, Traditional, typography, Writing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Potions Brewed:	193	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	6351
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like stepping into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and talking chickens that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land.

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake and ride on the backs of giant turtles through the ocean. not to mention, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? yeah, it’s wild. so come on and join us for the craziest and most fun minecraft experience of your life! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Chick Flicks Rock – No Sexism Here!

AI analysis, benevolent sexism, chick, diversity in film, female actors, female-led movies, Feminist critique, Film Reviews, flicks, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, Hollywood, hostile sexism, male-dominated films, movie industry, movie industry trends, professional critics, Rock, sexism

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so, like, u know how some servers are like, boring and stuff? well, this server is, like, totally different, man. like, when u join, u enter a world where everything is, like, super crazy and fun.

u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. but, like, the catch was that the city was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. so, the player had to, like, battle the chicken to get the treasures. it was, like, so epic, dude.

oh, and another reason to join is that there are, like, flying pigs in this server. yeah, u heard me right. flying pigs. u can ride them and, like, soar through the sky. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

and, like, if u join this server, u will become a part of a community that is, like, super chill and friendly. u can make friends and, like, build awesome stuff together. it’s, like, a big happy family.

so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and, like, experience the most insane and hilarious adventures ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mac-land

Brewery, Chaos, common sense, Community, community plugins, custom structures, Discord, friendly server, Growing Community, hanging out, Incendium, Ip:, Macland, mailboxes, picture frame, pixelated cat, Respect, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small Community, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Mac Land Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Survival
Rules	No hacking, respect, common sense
Community	Friendly yet chaotic small community

Plugins:

Terralith
Incendium
Custom structures
Brewery
Mailboxes

Server IP Addresses:

Java IP	172.81.129.226:25568
Bedrock IP	172.81.129.226 PORT 25568

Discord:

https://discord.gg/macaroni

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is strictly prohibited.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a few weeks.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, the rules include no hacking, respect, and using common sense.
What type of community does the server have?	The server has a friendly yet chaotic small community.
What plugins are available on the server?	Some community requested plugins such as Terralith, Incendium, custom structures, Brewery, and mailboxes.

Panzer Girls Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Adventure, Anime, Birthday, celebration, Characters, Competition, Fandom, Friends, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, katyusha, Military, Panzer, Russian, Schoolgirls, series, tankery, Tanks, teamwork, world war II

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Towns Built:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is lit AF because we celebrate Katyusha’s birthday on 1/31 like it’s a national holiday! Join us for the craziest birthday party ever in the virtual world! We’ve got cake, fireworks, and a whole bunch of surprises waiting for you! Don’t miss out on the most epic birthday bash in Minecraft history! Let’s make Katyusha proud and party like there’s no tomorrow! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Pixelated Chaos Realm

Chaos, pixelated, Realm

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crops Grown:	9411
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S LIKE A CRAZY PARTY WHERE BLOCKS ARE THE GUESTS AND CREEPERS ARE THE ENTERTAINMENT. BUILD, EXPLORE, FIGHT, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! JUST GET YOUR BLOCKY BUTT IN HERE AND LET’S HAVE SOME FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS, JOIN NOW!

DadGoneYoungMomLOL

BETRAYAL, Confrontation, DadGoneYoungMomLOL, Decision making, Divorce, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extended family, family drama, father’s death, Financial implications, loyalty, Marriage, moving on, mysterious circumstances, personal boundaries, police involvement, secrets kept, stay at home wife, tragic events, younger woman

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing burning down is our epic builds! Join us and escape the craziness of real life, like when my dad (56 M) ran off with a woman half his age (32 F) and her husband threatened him in our own home – talk about a wild ride! But don’t worry, they both mysteriously passed away, so no need to call the cops, just come play Minecraft with us instead. Who needs a divorce when you can mine for diamonds and build a fortress with your family? So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	1325
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4