| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6678 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Terrormc.aternos.me
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9413 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4212 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6255 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7265 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4726 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9582 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 56 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8411 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 167 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4579 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1962 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 464 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6065 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3572 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8334 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7304 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 240 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1674 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1718 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4662 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1008 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9948 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9440 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 747 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1739 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1690 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5234 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2247 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
