Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

#gamer, Above Average, acceptance, anatomy, big, BIGGER….., blocks, body image, comparison, Confidence, Dicks, fagmaxxing, Insecurity, judgment, long trail, measure size, mental struggle, Minecraft, Perception, reality check, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, small dick, societal norms, Ultimate, WellEndowed

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

Aurora Valley 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, Anime Series, aurora, beautiful girl, birthday celebration, birthday girl, birthday greetings, birthday message, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, character birthday, fictional character, Happy Birthday, high school, japanese animation, light novel, Oregairu, romantic comedy, slice of life, Valley, youth drama, Yukino

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	5518	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	768

Yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out big time! Why? Because today is Yukino’s birthday, the most beautiful girl in Oregairu! And guess what? She’s throwing a virtual party on the server!

Join us for some epic birthday celebrations, where we’ll be building giant birthday cakes, setting off fireworks, and maybe even challenging Yukino to a PvP battle (just kidding, she’s too OP).

So if you wanna hang out with the coolest anime characters and have a blast, join our server now! Who knows, you might even get a virtual hug from Yukino herself! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make this the best birthday ever!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8886
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	814

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	195	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Ores Mined:	8608

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	5495
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	522682	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Farms Harvested:	663	Star Shards Collected:	161
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchantments Applied:	245	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Animals Bred:	150
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Zombie Dances:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!