| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6455 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 6569 |
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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5293 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8959 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8643 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 463 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 146 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1908 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5670 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7622 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5084 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 915 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4414 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4290 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Votes: | 1678 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6847 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7317 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 178 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1278 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 173 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4600 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 9382 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1964 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 256 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4477 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 454 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
