DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Animals Bred:	112

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Emeralds Found:	5534	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	88
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	468
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Potions Brewed:	138
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	975	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magic Items Found:	3329	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8801	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!