Aptrumi SMP: Vanilla server where mods don’t roleplay and SMP stands for Still Minecraft Please

Aptrumi, breeding, Builder, caps, Claims, Cobblemon Universe, Community Events, discord community, dont, Encounter Pokémon, hidden abilities, In-Game Voice Chat, legendary pokemon, Mega Evolutions, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player-Run Gyms, Pokémon Mounts, Ranked Ladder, rare spawns, Roleplay, Server, shopping districts, smp, stands, Tournaments, trainer, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6481	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Aptrumi SMP – Minecraft Server Overview

Whitelist
In-Game Voice Chat

Legendary Pokémon and Rare Spawns
Encounter Pokémon with hidden abilities
Mega Evolutions
Pokémon Mounts
Breeding and Caps
Player-Run Gyms
Ranked Ladder

About Our Community:

At Aptrumi SMP, we offer more than just a server – we provide an unparalleled experience. Our streamlined mod management ensures hassle-free gameplay, allowing you to focus on exploring, building, and embarking on thrilling Pokémon adventures.

How to Join:

Join our Discord community today and follow the simple instructions to join our whitelist. Hurry – with only 100 spots available, they won’t last long!

Discord: Aptrumi SMP Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, our server is non pay-to-win. We focus on creating a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord community and follow the instructions to join the whitelist. Limited spots available!
Are players allowed to grief or steal?	No, we have measures in place such as whitelisting and claims to prevent theft and griefing.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	We host tournaments, shopping districts, community events, and more to keep the gameplay engaging and fun.
Can players create their own gyms?	Yes, players are encouraged to run their own gyms on the server for a unique and challenging experience.

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2611	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	702602	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magic Items Found:	5337	Crops Grown:	3472
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	129
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Farms Harvested:	564	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4880

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7587	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	332001	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2404	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6032
Emeralds Found:	7444	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Zombie Dances:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5153	Dragon Eggs Found:	6102
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7946	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	180	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!