Club Des Bastards | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	6179	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	137
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Villages Defended:	11
New Chunks Explored:	885458	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5419	Mines Excavated:	2382
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	6655
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	322
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Dimension Hops:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4763
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3755	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Enchantments Applied:	283
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	167
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7312