| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7503 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 975236 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1638 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9455 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Ores Mined: | 1366 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9825 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 338383 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2867 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4241 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7574 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8196 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 710 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 188 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9986 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1689 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9039 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2727 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8359 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6304 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9836 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 399 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6724 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 435 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9558 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 664 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 855 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1964 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4625 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 531 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
